August 2008
10 posts
Matthew
is recovering from a visit by the fisting fairy.
Ca$e
is in FUCKING HEAVEN, D Wright with the walkoff, Jets get Brett, got my money right and its goin down 2morow nite Beer Gardens bitches see me in da trrraaappppp.
Lisa
is riding a magical horse in the pool!
Belle
is thinking that the US Olympics team should really have worn the winning Project Runway outfit for the Opening Ceremony.
Robert
is easy like a Sunday evening.
Emily
is sick & tired of being useless.
Zlata
thinks that subconsciously, more people will be ordering chinese food for dinner over the next three weeks. word.
Andrew
says “who drove over my grill!”
David
is under umbrella, umbrella of protection, protective umbrella.
Jenny
is under umbrella, umbrella of protection, protective umbrella.
July 2008
94 posts
Susie
is sad no one takes her fishing.
David
no longer thinks of lentils as an innocent bean.
David
learned not to ride bikes that have an overly firm seat…
Ca$e
is looking foward to goin 2 his first wing nite in 4eva 2morow nite, drink some bitches under the table soo woo birdgang.
Jennifer
says if you commit suicide, people say you “off yourself.” So when you’re born, do you “on yourself”?
Ca$e
is goin to Merengue Night 2 see da the 1st Place Mets dominate, then goin to Beer Gardens , if u aint scared holla at da kid, pool party 2moro n FIGHT NIGHT!
Lawrence
refuses to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
Anil
it’s not hard to strike up a conversation with a stranger if he’s wearing a D’Angelo “Voodoo” t-shirt.
Chris
is ready to hit my brain with a gold brick.
David
is feeling a little “throaty.”
Matthew
is flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong
Belle
says it’s so hot it’s making me sexist.
Joanna
neglected to purchase fish sauce.
Rachel
would like to tan a baby, just to get a base
Derek
is my slave name
Brian
is on facebook on a saturday night, cuz everyone that was supposed to hangout, ditched me.
Katia
is dead, and hanging like a bitch !
Lindsey
likes bubblegum
Diana
just found out you can Botox your rectum.
Gina
is halfway to Michigan and may accidentally be engaged to a 6’8 drummer named Mamadu.
Jimmy
is totes groggy.
Stephanie
What would rev run say about making promises?
Harry
Just managed to lock myself in my own backyard.
Garette
rides bull like a pro.
Dan
is hoping he runs into Charles Wang in a dark alley.
Chanda
is the deepest PURPLE.
Brandy
fills in her circles too dark.
Ca$e
is similiar to the mets, aka the hottest shit out beeeooootttccchhh.
Ezgi
Judas yorgunu.Acayip yorgun.
Evan
is saturn saturn saturn saturn saturn saturn. home. misses gsa. give him a call.
Hannah
what’s hannenin’.
Patrick
“despite wat u heard or wat u saw wen u look at me man u c hardcore a real str8 hood nigga wish a nigga would nigga i could giv a damn wat u think bout it all.”
Colin
devo incorporated.
Paul
left himself signed in at the mac store so everyone can do stuff on his facebook. Way to go Paul!!
Emily
is getting waaaay more action on myspace… there is NO facebook love… :/.
Joe
is in a high state of construal.
Derek
is trying to find the black version of myself, i put an add on craigslist.
Lindsay
is sitting on a cornflake.
Kajsa
is going to gaff your deck.
David
wants his own laser-festooned shark.